Saturday, October 18, 2014
Saturday, October 11, 2014
More Elevator Antics
Another 2 months under my belt, means another blog's worth of Elevator Ridiculousness.
The Button Blocker: This is the person, usually the first one on and ironically the last one off, who must stand directly in front of the buttons. Not only do they stand right in front of them, but they also block everyone else from pushing a button. Maybe they this will create a more direct trip?
The Door Blocker: These are the people who stand right in the middle of the door and refuse to exit the elevator to let anyone on or off. I've been elbowed a time or two because they refuse to move. This is NOT my favorite person on the elevator.
The Concert Goer: There's always that person at the beginning of the shift that has their headphones on...and blaring! No matter what they're listening to, everyone else in the elevator gets to enjoy it too. I rarely mind this person and usually wish it were louder.
The Make-up Doer: This is the person who clearly woke up late today and didn't have time to get ready. Never fear make-up doer! The insides of our elevators are mirrored so not only can you finish your make up, but you can also do your hair, take a few selfies, and stare at yourself just a little bit longer.
The Joker: This is Ryan. He loves to get in the elevator and try to scare people. Sometimes he meows. Sometimes he stands facing the corner. Sometimes he greets everyone that enters. Sometimes he pretends to be the above mentioned elevator people.
The Button Blocker: This is the person, usually the first one on and ironically the last one off, who must stand directly in front of the buttons. Not only do they stand right in front of them, but they also block everyone else from pushing a button. Maybe they this will create a more direct trip?
The Door Blocker: These are the people who stand right in the middle of the door and refuse to exit the elevator to let anyone on or off. I've been elbowed a time or two because they refuse to move. This is NOT my favorite person on the elevator.
The Concert Goer: There's always that person at the beginning of the shift that has their headphones on...and blaring! No matter what they're listening to, everyone else in the elevator gets to enjoy it too. I rarely mind this person and usually wish it were louder.
The Make-up Doer: This is the person who clearly woke up late today and didn't have time to get ready. Never fear make-up doer! The insides of our elevators are mirrored so not only can you finish your make up, but you can also do your hair, take a few selfies, and stare at yourself just a little bit longer.
The Joker: This is Ryan. He loves to get in the elevator and try to scare people. Sometimes he meows. Sometimes he stands facing the corner. Sometimes he greets everyone that enters. Sometimes he pretends to be the above mentioned elevator people.
Sunday, October 5, 2014
Potted Potter...The Unauthorized Harry Experience
A parody by Dan and Jeff
PLAYING TO SOLD OUT HOUSES all over the world, the Olivier Award nominated POTTED POTTER – The Unauthorized Harry Experience – A Parody by Dan and Jeff takes on the ultimate challenge of condensing all seven Harry Potter books (and a real life game of Quidditch) into seventy hilarious minutes. Even if you don’t know the difference between a horcrux and a Hufflepuff, POTTED POTTER will make you roar with laughter.
Created by two-time Olivier Award-nominated actors Daniel Clarkson and Jefferson Turner, Potted Potter is perfect for ages six to Dumbledore (who is very old indeed).
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